Here's a conversation Ryan and I had walking out the door the other day...
Lauren: "I think I'm gonna wear my zebra print flats today."
Ryan: [Stares at my feet.]
Lauren: "Oh wait! I gotta get some bandaids... hold on..."
Ryan: "Did you cut yourself?"
Lauren: "No, it's in case my shoes rub on my feet."
Ryan: "Oh, so they're ugly and painful. Ooh, wear THEM!"
Husbands just don't understand...